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PostSubject: absorb dick "NOT" porn ATTN BON!   Mon Jan 02, 2012 2:28 pm

ok so me n kei talking the other night and summin came up ive put in the whole chat its fn long but its worth it you kind have to read the whole thing to understand and i couldnt be arsed to edit it so i just cut n paste the lot ^^

ash henderson says
you suck
keigo says
no u suck
ash henderson says
w/e
keigo says
heheh
so how u been?
ash henderson says
good ty n you?
keigo says
meh
brb need to peeeeeeee
ash henderson says
why meh? miss me?
keigo says
well.. tik actually
ash henderson says
lies
keigo says
ok fine, u too <.< >.>
ash henderson says
no... just me
keigo says
nowai
ash henderson says
my folks leave in one week should be back after that
keigo says
heheh np
u dont get to spend mcuh time with them
ash henderson says
suzy 50 yet?
keigo says
narp, 9 more lvls
ash henderson says
so what you up to at the moment?
keigo says
working on suzy
ash henderson says
you got her crafting?
keigo says
yep
got her on apothecary
i can make dyes!
ash henderson says
oooooo >.>
keigo says
ima colour u pink
ash henderson says
imma smack you in the head if you do unless you mean epic gear
keigo says
lol epic gear is purple
ash henderson says
pinky purple
keigo says
but im soooooooooooo gonna turn ur armour pink
u can be the pink mage
ash henderson says
ill soo make your sword look like a rubber chicken
im a cleric not a mage
keigo says
lol w/e
idm swinging a chicken at u
ash henderson says
lol
keigo says
pwned by a chicken!
take that!
ash henderson says
kei you cant pwn me
>u
keigo says
yes i can
nuh uh
ash henderson says
mmhmm
keigo says
nowai
not with a rubber chicken
ash henderson says
ive already beaten your ass
keigo says
u just got lucky is all
ash henderson says
and you were 50 and i am 47
riigghhttt!!
keigo says
shush
ash henderson says
you wait till im actully 50 ill fn own you
keigo says
neva!
ash henderson says
im not even sure if i used my new weapon on you
i completed god of war the other night
keigo says
ooo nice
ash henderson says
was fn easy in the end
i hate games where last boss is easier than getting to him
started the new transformers gamw "War for Cybertron"
keigo says
lol its always like that
ash henderson says
frustrating
keigo says
heheh
ash henderson says
im quite liking that new (well ish) transformers game
tho it is a shooter but its cool looking
keigo says
huh
ash henderson says
the new transformer game is a tps
keigo says
im not much of a transformers fan tbh lol
tps?
ash henderson says
lol and you call yourself a gamer third person shooter
keigo says
oh
i never heard of that lol
ash henderson says
and i mean the graphics on it are cool
keigo says
only ever heard of fps
ash henderson says
never heard of fps n tps?
lol its the same thing
well same abv for different things
keigo says
well i would assume just the view is different
ash henderson says
well yeah third person is kinda behind the chara as where first is as if you looking tho the charas eyes
how we run around on rift is third person
altho if i remember rightly you first person dont you?
keigo says
lol no
i dont like first person at all
ash henderson says
hmmm i was sure some1 from FF did
maybe tsar actully
idk still first person sucks lol
suprised you dont like it actully
oi stop playing rift n talk to me

You have just sent a nudge.

ash henderson winks

keigo says
lol u such a nab
prolly tsar, definitely not me for sure
ash henderson says
lmao how you work that out?
keigo says
i get motion sicknes when i play first person for too long lol
coz im a genius?
ash henderson says
awww you get a poorly tummy?
genius fn hardly
you should get yourself a ps3 kei
keigo says
nah not nearly enough time to play on it
to make it worthwhile tbh
ash henderson says
well rift wont last 4eva
and the way things are going with 14 we gonna have to find summin else to do till it finally comes out
keigo says
lol
well i dont wanna play on my ps3 for a couple of months til ffxiv is out
and neglect it later
ash henderson says
meh
you need to go back to uni full time
or just stop all the BS overtime you do for nuffin
how is work anyway?
keigo says
lol
still sux
ash henderson says
guy still giving you a hard time?
keigo says
meh no change there lol
ash henderson says
want me to send him abusive e-mails?
whats his address?
keigo says
lol no
but thanks for the offer akk heheh
ash henderson says
i can do it so he wont know
keigo says
nah he pretty dense, so he prolly wouldnt care
ash henderson says
i can tell him i know where he works and if he dosn't improve his attitude to members of staff it will be bad for his health kinda thing
mafia style
keigo says
lol!
he prolly just treat it as spam and delete it lol
ash henderson says
he could be waking up with a horse's head in his bed like in the god father
keigo says
rofl that'd be cool
ash henderson says
you'd have to do that bit tho
keigo says
eew no i aint touching a dead horse's head D:
ash henderson says
wasnt dead when he started
keigo says
well how do u get it in the bed then?
ash henderson says
well was dead after not b4
means you'd have to kill a horse 1st then cut off the head
keigo says
exactly
i've have to move the head
gross
ash henderson says
you know you could fight fire with fire
he's a dick to you right.. just be a complete bitch to him
keigo says
except im not
ash henderson says
then when he says summin you can just say well when your nice to me ill be nice to you
kei you a female you can be a bitch if you want to be
you can be a bitch to me i know its a friendly thing and i thinks its funny as hell when you are but its proves you can if you wanted
keigo says
oh so im the bitch now eh lol
ash henderson says
i didnt say that i just said you can if you want to be
keigo says
and i dont
ash henderson says
and ive called you far worse than that anyway lol
hmm sometimes its the only way
i find being a dick most of the time works for me
keigo says
lol well u are a dick
u dont even have to try!
ash henderson says
lol
i'd call it a gift ty
keigo says
rrrrrrright
ash henderson says
its what gives me the edge on you anyway
keigo says
u just enjoy picking on me
ash henderson says
no.. i do it for your own benefit
keigo says
hwo so?
*how
ash henderson says
7 years ago if someone was a dick you'd might not have been able to handel it aswell, nut after the years of training you might have the skin thick enuff to brush it off
but*
the things i do for you
never ending i tells ya
keigo says
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!
ash henderson says
im just a all round decent bloke
keigo says
so im supposed to be grateful ur a dick to me now
ash henderson says
well no thanks required id do it for anyone but all contrubtions(sp) are welcome
keigo says
lol
ash henderson says
msn needs a spell chker
keigo says
well next time someone is a dick to me, ima tell them i've got resist dick +100 now thanks to u
ash henderson says
precisely now tell that to the bloke at work
keigo says
right lol
ash henderson says
in FF terms you could say that you absorb dick but that sounds AWFULLY rude so please forgive me
ROFLMFAO
i am sry but im pissing myself here
keigo says
lol!
ash henderson says
kei /blacklist Akkarin lol
keigo says
bon would love that im sure
ash henderson says
i think i ight copy paste that to forums
might*
keigo says
lol
gotta attn to bon, make sure he reads it lol
ash henderson says
hehe i rekon manni would find it fn funny to

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PostSubject: Re: absorb dick "NOT" porn ATTN BON!   Mon Jan 02, 2012 4:29 pm

You prolly didn't hear, but there actually is a special 'Resist Dick' bonus on selected armour now in FFXI, attaind by bitch slapping Naja Salaheem with a wet fish.

After all Akk's help and this new armour bonus, Kei has the power to resist alot of dick.............. affraid /lewd

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PostSubject: Re: absorb dick "NOT" porn ATTN BON!   Tue Jan 03, 2012 1:29 pm

leave me alone meanies ; ;
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